THE FILTHY PENNY
Don't wanna cuss no more?
Looking for gentler sayings?
Well, don't fret.
And by golly, don't poison yourself by sticking a
filthy penny in your gabber as an alternative to not cussin'.
Just replace the foul word or harsh phrase with one of these gems:
Aw, don't be sore
Do you wanna knuckle sandwich?
Whistle For It
A bunch of bunk
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
Cool, daddy-o
Scram!
Gee wilakers!
Sounds like a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples
Son Of A Gun
In a fix
Not Worth A Whistle
What in tarnation?
confalutin
Don't Pull My Leg
Got a beef about something?
It's A Doozy
It's All Fiddlesticks
earthworm with the poop slung out of it
Jumpin' Jehosafeh!
Far out, hep cat!
Hog Wash
What in the Sam Hill?
Pull up your pants, you whippersnappers!
By gum.
Why, I oughtta ... !
What's The Skinny?
Like man that cat's gone - He's real gone!
I'm gonna give you a good lickin'!
Fiddlesticks!
Zigged When He Should Have Zagged
Why, I do declare!
By golly!
Let's put on our Glad Rags
Deuce the man!
Whither art thou, Romeo?
Shiver me timbers!
It's all the rage!
You'll be the Talk of the Town
Splendid!
What ho, old man?
Mighty fine
Wheesht!
By George
Poppycock young fella!
Trip the light fantastic
Giving somebody the dickens
Bugger off!
Freak out, dudes!
Not Up To Scratch
I feel like hammered dog snot!
She's got splinters in the windmill of her mind
That girl (or feller) is a Looker!
He's a suitor
Hang loose, man
Tighter than a hefer's butt in fly season
Drat!
Oh Bother!
Bleed Like A Stuck Pig
Well I'll be darned
hubba hubba
Accursed damnations!
Knee-high to a grasshopper
His head whistles in a cross wind
Good heavens!
Fiddle- dee-dee
Soda jerker
She acted like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
My oh my!
Holy mackerel!
in the family way
You're an oxygen pirate.
Holy Smokes!
Buzz off!
Always wear your spurs! You never know when you'll meet a horse
va va voom
Merciful Tomcats!
Zounds! {or Swounds!}
groovy
technicolor
solid
fresh
swell
get a load of this
That's a tough row to hough
dynomite
Sock it to me
bitchin'
daddy-o
cat
pull your coat
dig it
sugar
sit on it
hangup
have a ball
earn some bread
horse pucky
Hepcat
Peachy keen, Jelly Bean!
sit and spin fonzi
Run 'em out of town on a rail
You're so fine and zoot to boot
blow this pop-stand
What do you say, sport?
Hey kiddo!
Drive Someone Doolally
All Over But The Shouting
Good Grief
By Golly
Gee
That's swell
Dog-gone-it
Why, you don't say?
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